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title = "Friendship Tyranny"
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*First heard in 2010. Retold in Bela Crkva in 2024.*
There was a kid who hated carrying his school bag to school. So, he told his best friend, "If youre really my best friend, ██████ █████ ██ ███ ███ ██." ███ ██, ██ ██████ a bit of friendship tyranny, but also a way of figuring it out. So, that friend carried two bags to and from school to prove his loyalty and friendship, while the other managed to go without a bag. You can apply this too if you dont feel like carrying your shopping bags home just give them to someone and say, "If youre my friend, here you go, carry the watermelon for me."